It won't make your hair any cleaner, but it will clean out your pipes.

The Deep Cream Shower Therapy Stroker is a perfectly disguised masturbation toy that looks like any old shampoo bottle on the shelf in your shower. The discreet case holds a supple TPE sleeve that features a super detailed skin-like texture and an intricate channel of pleasure nubs that will have you more and more stimulated with every stroke. The flip top allows you to control the level of suction for the perfect grip on your shaft.

Go hands-free by attaching the suction cup wall mount that allows you to stroke from any angle. Use the extra "shampoo cap" to attach it and lather, rinse, repeat as many times as you like.